Chris Carpenter Goes Fishing, Shoots A Caiman And Jacks Up His Toe

So, apparently, Roy Halladay, B.J. Ryan and our very own Chris Carpenter all went on a fishing trip with pro fisher Skeet Reese in the Amazon of all places.

Reese  wrote about it on his site:
“We had plenty of wildlife encounters though.  Along with the fishing, we decided to go hunting one night, and Carpenter and B.J. both shot a caiman; which is like an alligator.  Me and Doc Halladay even came across a local, sitting bare naked on a tree by the river.  What we were able to figure out is that he was fishing in the river for tropical fish to sell for aquariums when he got attacked by an anaconda."
“The snake apparently bit him on the ass but he was able to free himself before the snake wrapped him up.  Instead the snake wrapped around his motor on the back of his little 14 foot dugout canoe and tore it off the back of his boat.  Doc and I helped him gather his gear and flip the boat back over and then towed him home.  You could definitely see the bite mark on his ass, but he was able to fight it off."
“McCollough and Carpenter both injured their feet on the trip.  Carpenter was moving from one boat to another one afternoon and cracked his toe on the side of the boat; it was all swollen and black and blue the next morning.  McCollough actually got stung by a sting ray; which the locals are pretty fearful of, and his foot was really bothering him after that.”
If the Cardinals' second-best pitcher can't play on April 6 against the Brewers, well, you and I will know what really happened.

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